Goat Dreams
My blog readers already know I have demented dreams, so may as well share my latest. I am 'home' in America and helping my father with chores on the farm when what should appear? Why, a small herd of talking billy goats, of course! I was very afraid of them. I thought they appeared a bit evil and one tried to headbutt me while talking all the while. I told my father he'd have to deal with them as they scared me. My dad began talking to them as if he knew them - he'd done this before, apparently. Turns out he had offered the goats to bed down for a while in a nearby cave. They showed up to claim their nests for the night. Once they surveyed the cave and approved, my father decided it would be nice to offer them something to eat - they were hungry from their travels. I'm not quite sure what he was preparing, but it was some sort of raw meat. He began throwing it on the barn floor for them to eat and I found myself confused and appalled. "If they are civilis...